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(V)- VEGETARIAN/ VEGETARIAN OPTION (S)- SEAFOOD (N)-CONTAINS NUTS
Bukowski Specials
*STRAIGHT FROM JAY’S MIND, TO YOUR PLATE
The SOUP BITCH BRINGS YOU:
CHICKEN AND CORN CHOWDAH $4cup/$8 bowl
SUGGESTED PAIRING: HARPOON HOPPY BELGIAN BLONDE ALE
SOUTHWESTERN SALSA DEVILED EGGS $4.75
DEVILED EGGS WITH HOUSE FIREROASTED SALSA, BLACK BEANS AND CORN.
SUGGESTED PAIRING: GREAT DIVIDE HEYDAY WIT
HAM AND 3 CHEESE ARANCHINI $6.95
HONEY HAM AND THREE CHEESE ARANCINI SERVED WITH A SIDE OF WARM MARINARA.
SUGGESTED PAIRING: WEIHENSTEPHANER ORIGINAL
BUFFALO CHICKEN CAESAR SALAD $9.95
HOUSE CAESAR SALAD TOPPED WITH BUFFALO CHICKEN BITES.
GET IT AS A WRAP WITH YOUR CHOICE OF SIDE FOR $10.95
SUGGESTED PAIRING: BLANCHE DE BRUXELLES
SPINACH SALAD $10.95
BABY SPINACH, SLICED APPLES, CANDIED BACON, DRIED CRANBERRIES AND WALNUTS ALL TOSSED IN APPLE-CIDER VINEGRETTE.
ADD GRILLED CHICKEN FOR $1.50
SUGGESTED PAIRING: PB-FUCKING-R
SHRIMP CURRY $12.95
PINEAPPLE-MANGO COCONUT CURRY AND SAUTEED GINGER-GARLIC SHRIMP SERVED WITH RICE AND A SAUTEED VEGETABLE MEDLY.
SUGGESTED PAIRING: VICTORY PRIMA PILS
Daily Vegetable Selection ($3)
SAUTEED GARLIC SPINACH OR STEAMED BROCCOLI
DESSERT!!!!
DEEP FRIED OREOS $3.50
3 OREOS, DIPPED IN WAFFLE BATTER AND FRIED. SERVED WITH A SIDE OF FRESHLY MADE WHIPPED CREAM. HOLY SHIT, BATMAN!
DEEP FRIED CANDY BAR $4
YOUR CHOICE OF TWIX, MILKY WAY, SNICKERS, OR 3 MUSKETEERS, WRAPPED IN PHYLLO DOUGH AND FRIED GOLDEN TO A DELICOUS CRISPY MOUTH PARTY. SERVED witH FRESH WHIPPED CREAM FOR YOUR DIPPING PLEASURE. ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?
“TALES OF ORDINARY MADNESS”
OUR EXTRAORDINARY MENU IS NOW
$6.99 FOR Each DISH AFTER MIDNIGHT**
KITCHEN OPEN TILl 1AM SUN-WED AND 1:30 THUR-SAT
*EXCLUDING SPECIALS
*UPCHARGED ITEMS STILL APPLY
DON’T FORGET ABOUT TACO TUESDAY!
ASK YOUR SERVER FOR THIS WEEKS SELECTION OF TACOS!
STARTERS
DEVILED EGGS………………………………………………………MARKET PRICE
DEVILED EGGS MADE DAILY, CHECK THE FUCKING SPECIALS!
(V) SWEET POTATO FRIES……………………………………………………………$7.25
A BASKET OF CRISPY SWEET POTATO FRIES SERVED WITH HONEY DIJON-HORSERADISH SAUCE.
(V) WHITE TRASH CHEESE DIP………………………………………………………$9.25
A WARM CONCOCTION OF AMERICAN CHEESE, GREEN CHILIS, JALAPENOS, DICED TOMATOES, AND DICED ONIONS. SERVED WITH FRESH CORN TORTILLA CHIPS.
CHICKEN TENDERS………………………………………………………………$11.75
LIGHTLY BREADED & DEEP-FRIED TENDERS SERVED PLAIN OR TOSSED IN YOUR CHOICE OF BUFFALO OR BBQ SAUCE. SERVED WITH CARROTS, CELERY, AND RANCH DIPPING SAUCE.
(V) NACHOS…………………………………………………………………………$11.25
CRISPY CORN TORTILLA CHIPS SMOTHERED IN OUR WHITETRASH CHEESE DIP, BLACK BEANS, RED ONIONS, JALAPENOS, TOMATO, SOUR CREAM AND HOUSE-MADE FIRE-ROASTED SALSA.
ADD GRILLED CHICKEN, VEGAN THREE BEAN CHILI OR GUACAMOLE FOR $2 EACH.
(V) CHEESE QUESADILLA…………………………………………………………$11.25
FLOUR TORTILLA FILLED WITH A BLEND OF CHEESES AND PICO DE GALLO. DRIZZLED WITH SOUR CREAM, SCALLIONS AND SERVED WITH A SIDE OF SALSA.
ADD GRILLED CHICKEN OR AVOCADO FOR $1.50
PAN-FRIED POT STICKERS…………………………………………………………………$7.95
SPICY PORK AND VEGGIE POTSTICKERS PAN-FRIED AND DRIZZLED WITH A SOY-LIME SAUCE.
(V) THREE BEAN VEGAN CHILI…………………………………………………$8.75
A WARM BOWL OF VEGAN BEAN CHILI TOPPED WITH SCALLIONS AND SERVED WITH OYSTER CRACKERS. ADD MELTED CHEDDAR FOR $1.
POUTINE TOTS…………………………………………………………………………………$8.95
CRISPY TATER TOTS WITH OUR SPICY WHITE TRASH CHEESE DIP, BEEF GRAVY AND GARNISHED WITH SCALLIONS.
(V) BEER-BATTERED ONION RINGS…………………………………………1/2 $5.25 FULL $9.25
CRISPY ONION RINGS SERVED WITH A SIDE OF CHIPOTLE MAYO.
BURGERS
BURGERS ARE SERVED ON A TOASTED EGG BUN WITH LETTUCE, SLICED TOMATO & PICKLE
(Unless otherwise noted)
OUR SIX OZ. GRILLED ANGUS BURGERS* ARE ALSO AVAILABLE AS TURKEY OR VEGGIE.
EVERY BURGER IS SERVED WITH YOUR CHOICE OF FRENCH FRIES, POTATO CHIPS, PLANTAINS, OR
HOMEMADE MASHED POTATOES. YOU MAY SUBSTITUTE A SIDE SALAD, SOUP, OR DAILY VEGETABLE FOR $2.00
BARFLY BURGER…………………$9.75
BURGER. NOTHING BUT THE BASIC FRILLS. ADD CHEDDAR OR SWISS FOR $1
CALIFORNIA BURGER……………………………$11.75
BURGER TOPPED WITH AGED WHITE CHEDDAR, BACON, AND FRESH AVOCADO.
BACON & BLEU STUFFED BURGER……………………………………$14.75
IF YOU ARE DRINKING A FLORAL IPA YOU SHOULD EAT THIS. BURGER STUFFED WITH BLEU CHEESE CRUMBLES AND CRUMBLED BACON DUSTED WITH CAJUN SEASONING, TOPPED WITH CRISPY ONION STRINGS, PICKLES AND CHIPOTLE AIOLI.
BARBEQUE BACON BURGER…………………………………………………………$11.75
BURGER TOPPED WITH AGED CHEDDAR, BACON, AND CHIPOTLE BBQ SAUCE.
BREAKFAST BURGER………………………………………$15.75
THE BEST OF BREAKFAST ON A BURGER. 6OZ BEEF/SAUSAGE BLENDED PATTY TOPPED WITH A FRIED EGG AND A POTATO LATKE. SERVED ON TEXAS TOAST. NO MATTER WHAT TIME YOUR LAZY ASS GETS HERE, THERE IS ALWAYS BREAKFAST.
(N) PEANUT BUTTER BURGER…………………………………………………………$10.75
BURGER TOPPED WITH CRUNCHY OR SMOOTH PEANUT BUTTER. TRUST US IT’S GOOD.
PORTABELLA SWISS BURGER……………………………………………$14.75
BURGER TOPPED WITH PORTABELLA MUSHROOM, MARINATED CUCUMBER, ROASTED RED PEPPER CARAMELIZED ONIONS, KALAMATA OLIVE TAPENADE (GOOD SHIT!!!) AND SWISS CHEESE. (SERVED WITH NO LETTUCE, TOMATO OR PICKLE)
**BURGERS ARE COOKED TO ORDER. CONSUMING RAW OR UNDERCOOKED MEAT MAY INCREASE YOUR RISK OF FOOD BORNE ILLNESS.**
CHINASKI SPECIALS
EACH DAY, HENRY CREATES A FRESH BATCH OF SOUP AND A FEW SPECIAL ITEMS.
CHECK THE BACK OF THE DRAFT LIST FOR TODAYS FUCKING SPECIALS.
DAILY SOUP BITCH………………………………………………………MARKET PRICE
CHECK THE FUCKING SPECIALS LIST!
COBB SALAD…………………………………………………………………………………$9.25
CHOPPED ICEBURG LETTUCE, BACON, DEVILED EGG OF THE DAY, GRILLED CHICKEN, TOMATO, CRUMBLED BLEU CHEESE, AVOCADO AND SCALLIONS TOPPED WITH HOUSE RANCH DRESSING.
(S) (V) CAESAR SALAD…………………………………………………………………………$8.75
ROMAINE LETTUCE, CROUTONS, AND A CRISPY PARMESAN WAFER. TOSSED WITH HOUSE CAESAR DRESSING.
ADD GRILLED CHICKEN FOR $2.
CHICKEN AND WAFFLE……………………………………………………………………$12.75
A BUTTERMILK WAFFLE PILED HIGH WITH A HEAPING PORTION OF CAST-IRON FRIED CHICKEN THIGHS COVERED WITH BOURBON MAPLE SYRUP AND GARNISHED WITH RED AND GREEN ONIONS.
(V) BAKED MAC AND CHEESE…………………………………………………………………$12.95
CAVATAPPI PASTA SMOTHERED IN CLASSIC PARMESAN MORNAY SAUCE. TOPPED WITH CARAMELIZED ONIONS AND SPRINKLED WITH PARMESAN CHEESE. SERVED WITH A SIDE OF BUTTERED TOAST.
ADD CHICKEN, BACON, OR BROCCOLI FOR $2 each.
HANK’S ARRAY OF DOGS & SANDWICHES
SERVED WITH A CHOICE OF FRENCH FRIES, POTATO CHIPS, FRIED PLANTAINS OR HOMEMADE MASHED POTATOES. YOU MAY SUBSTITUTE A SIDE SALAD, DAILY VEGETABLE, OR SOUP FOR $2.00.
ALL HOT DOG SELECTIONS ARE AVAILABLE VEGGIE STYLE AT NO EXTRA CHARGE.
BUKOWSKI MAD DOG………………………………………………………………………………………$5.75
A SIX INCH ALL BEEF DOG ON A BUTTERED TOASTED BUN.
ADD A SECOND DOG FOR $3.
CHILI CHEESE MAD DOG………………………………………………………………………………$8.95
A MAD DOG, TOPPED WITH 3-BEAN VEGGIE CHILI AND SHREDDED CHEDDAR CHEESE, ON A BUTTERED TOASTED BUN.
ADD A SECOND DOG FOR $3.
POOLSIDE CAFÉ DOG……………………………………………………………………… $8.95
A DEEP FRIED HOT DOG ON A GRILLED CHEESE BUN FILLED WITH CHEDDAR CHEESE AND BEER MUSTARD.
ADD A SECOND DOG FOR $3.
CHICKEN P’OH BOY……………………………………………………………$10.95
YOUR CHOICE OF FRIED OR GRILLED CHICKEN COATED IN BUFFALO, BBQ SAUCE, OR PLAIN. SERVED ON A TOASTED SUB ROLL OVER PICKLES TOMATO LETTUCE AND CHPOTLE AIOLI.
CHICKEN PARM SANDWICH……………………………………………………………………………$10.95
A LIGHTLY BREADED 6 OZ CHICKEN BREAST TOPPED WITH HOUSE MARINARA, AND MELTED MOZZARELLA CHEESE ON A TOASTED BAGUETTE.
CONFIT DUCK SANDWICH……………………………………………………………………$15.95
CONFIT STYLE SHREDDED DUCK ON SOURDOUGH TOAST WITH CRANBERRY-ONION CHUTNEY, ASIAN STYLE PICKLED COLESLAW, PICKLED CUCUMBERS, AND HAVARTI CHEESE.
(V) VEGETARIAN MEATBALL SANDWICH……………………………………………………………$11.25
EGGPLANT “MEATBALLS” TOPPED WITH HOMEMADE MARINARA AND MELTED MOZZARELLA IN A TOASTED BAGUETTE.
(V) GOURMET GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH…………………………………………………$10.25
CHEDDAR AND HAVARTI CHEESES FRESH SLICED TOMATOES ON TOASTED SOURDOUGH BREAD.
ADD BACON OR AVOCADO FOR AN ADDITIONAL $1.50 EACH.
IN GOD WE TRUST, ALL OTHERS PAY CASH. SORRY, NO CREDIT CARDS.
LEGAL STUFF
PLEASE INFORM US OF ANY FOOD ALLERGIES!
*CONSUMING RAW OR UNDERCOOKED MEAT MAY INCREASE YOUR RISK OF FOOD-BORNE ILLNESS
PRICES DO NOT INCLUDE 6.25% STATE AND .75% LOCAL TAXES.
WE PROUDLY SERVE A TRANS FAT FREE MENU
